Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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