im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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