haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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