Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
can u get pink eye on your cock?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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