Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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