wake up i wanna do it froggy style
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize