i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
How does it feel to date your dad?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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