well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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