is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
People in love make me want to vomit
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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