fuck your aforementioned shoe
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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