her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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