How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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