we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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