So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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