Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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