I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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