3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Houston, we have a blender
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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