at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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