So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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