That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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