at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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