Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i now understand why vodka
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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