Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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