How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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