So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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