I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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