Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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