Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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