Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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