Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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