Don't you send me to vm
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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