I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
