Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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