Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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You coming home soon, man?
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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