Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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