thus making me awesome and them whores
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
