Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This is classic penis vs brain.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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