The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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