i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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