no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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