That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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