Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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