your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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