come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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