All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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