That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
too bad you live with your parents still
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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