i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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