i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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