Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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