I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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