your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
