chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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